Monday, May 9, 2011

3...2...1...Meltdown...

Let's do a little math exercise:


Sinuses full of gunk.
+
Door with "Keep Door Closed" sign propped open.
+
Indoor humidity (thanks to open door) leaving everything damp and sticky.
+
Rude person on the other end of the phone.
+
Loud male coworker singing Katy Perry's "Firework" at the top of his lungs.
+
Filthy work gloves on the floor, indicating that a man has been using the LADIES room.
+
Fruit flies buzzing around...that open door again.
+
Heavy equipment being used outside that is making the walls shake.
+
Less than restful sleep last night.
=
Meltdown imminent. 

I advise everyone to take cover.

1 comment:

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